She turned me into a Gnewt! I got better…

Tonight, I ate mosquito larvae. I was given $50 for doing so and it was totally worth it. Before you freak out: these are laboratory grade, pathogen-free mosquitoes which are stored in perfectly clean water. They’re full of protein and pose no threat. Since they were all in water, I didn’t notice at all. Just washed it down with some Mountain Dew. Despite the fact that it led to the nickname “Skeeter Eater” and internet infamy, I got paid! A++ would ingest again. Have fun with the video below.